Review: The Princess Beard (The Tales of Pell #3) by Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne

The Princess BeardAuthors: Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne
Publisher: Del Ray Books
Released: October 8th, 2019
Received: NetGalley
Rating: 4 kitties

I received a copy of The Princess Beard through NetGalley in exchange for a fair and honest review.

The Princess Beard is the third novel in the Tales of Pell series, which is a joint project by Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne. Together these two authors have created a truly inane and amazing world.

The Tales of Pell is a world full of fairy tales flipped on their heads, with dozens of stereotypes warped into the funniest ways imaginable. They stretch plots to their extremes and have oh so much fun along the way.

There once was a princess who fell to sleep thanks to a magical rose that cursed her. It was her second curse, which resulted in some interesting side effects. Now that she’s awake, she’s determined to change her destiny. And maybe save some otters along the way.

This novel is full of unique and brilliant characters, all quirky, silly, and utterly lovable. Morgan is the princess who woke up from a cursed slumber…and she wasn’t too thrilled about the massive amount of hair and nails she grew during that time. Though she’s cool with keeping the beard. And with becoming a pirate.

Vic is a centaur with a specific gift. He can summon tea and biscuits on a whim. But he doesn’t want that power – he wants to be all swoll and tough. And ideally, have everyone know exactly how manly and macho he is.

Tempest is a dryad, and now that she and her sisters have been newly freed, she has big plans for her life. That is, she’s got plans on how to spend the part of her life before she turns into a giant and blood-hungry tree. That part is already set in stone for her, and the rest of her kind for that matter.

Albartalus, aka Al, is the world’s worst elf. He doesn’t look or act like any other elf out there. Unless you count his talent for taking advantage of rubes. But he wants better for his life. He wants something new and better.

 

“Everyone loved dryads and drynads when they lived as slightly leafy humans, looking beautiful and healing folks of any ailment, but no one wanted to tolerate them when they were living the part of their life cycle that required them to be bloodthirsty trees.”

Spoiler Warning

The Princess Beard was an amazing followup in the Tales of Pell series. It was so much fun – lighthearted, chaotic, and just a tiny bit crazy. Just the way I like it. I adore what Dawson and Hearne have created together here. And it has left me hoping to see more author collaborations in the future.

The sass and satire were strong in the third novel in the series, as it continued to warp and twist stereotypes and expectations left and right. And it was glorious. Some of this I had been expecting; fun twists on the classic fairy tales. I still loved those moments.

But then there were some surprising twists and moments. Such as the voyage and seas they were on – a surprise which I will not ruin by talking about in too much detail. The other surprise? Taking a massively popular novel series and just having a blast warping it all over the place. It was absolutely hilarious.

As always, I loved the chaos in this tale. I also loved some of the undercurrents and messages. It’s hard not to adore what these two authors are doing here. And it’s hard not to keep hoping for more. Though even I have to admit that if the series ended here, they did so on the perfect spot. So I couldn’t complain – except to say that I miss it.

About Liz (AKA Cat)

I am an avid animal lover, photographer, graphic designer, and much more. I love to create art, and am willing to try any artistic technique at least once. I am particularly fond of artworks involving a lot of emotion and color. The purpose of my blog is for me to be open and honest with myself and the world about my attempts to grow as an artist. My other major passion is reading. My TBR pile is larger than I'll ever be able to read, and yet I can't resist adding to it on a nearly daily basis. I love to read science fiction & fantasy, graphic novels, and pretty much anything I can get my hands on. I have a couple of blogs, as you can see. One is primarily my photography, while the other are my book reviews. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out!
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